Health can be interesting and entertaining
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Three women,two younger,and one senior citizen, were
sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping
sound.
The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep
stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
“That was my pager ,she said. I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm.”
A few [...]
NOTE: We don’t Actually Recommend doing these steps!!!
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
If [...]
SMART ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines.
“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John,
seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.
SMART ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to
check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her
hand for the ticket and [...]