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		<title>Technology</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Three women,two younger,and one senior citizen,  were
sitting naked  in a sauna.  Suddenly there was a beeping
sound.  
The young woman pressed her  forearm and the beep
stopped.  The others looked at her questioningly. 
&#8220;That was my pager ,she said.  I have a microchip under
the skin of my arm.&#8221; 
A few [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Step Therapy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE:  We don&#8217;t Actually Recommend doing these steps!!!
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses
on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow
Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don&#8217;t Disguise Your
Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask
If [...]]]></description>
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		<title>THE 6 BEST SMART ANSWERS</title>
		<description><![CDATA[SMART ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines.
&#8220;Would you like dinner?&#8221; the flight attendant asked John,
seated in front. &#8220;What are my choices?&#8221; John asked.
&#8220;Yes or no,&#8221; she replied.
SMART ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to
check tickets.  As a man approached, she extended her
hand for the ticket and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Speed Kills</title>
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		<title>The Faster, the bigger mess.</title>
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		<title>No Belt, No Excuse</title>
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		<title>Probably not a good idea.</title>
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		<title>Speeding is no Accident</title>
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		<link>http://stateofhealth.com/medillect/?p=87</link>
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		<title>Buckle Up</title>
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