SMART ANSWER #6

It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines.

“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John,
seated in front. “What are my choices?” John asked.
“Yes or no,” she replied.

SMART ANSWER #5

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to
check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her
hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and
flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, “Sir, I need
to see your ticket not your stub.”

SMART ANSWER #4

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her
family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any
bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

SMART ANSWER #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. “I’ve been waiting for
you all day,” the cop said. The kid replied, “Yeah, well I
got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped
laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

SMART ANSWER #2

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway.
A sign comes up that reads, ” Low Bridge Ahead.”
Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him
and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up
for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets
out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his
hands on his hips and says, “Got stuck, huh?”
The truck driver says, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”

SMART ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final
exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you
not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury, illness, Or a death in
your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses
whatsoever!” A smart guy in the back of the room raised
his hand and asked, “What would you say if tomorrow I
said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?”

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly
at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says,
“Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your
other hand.”